Daddy says that all smart celebrities have a good ‘team’ around them. Most have lawyers, managers, publicists and the like, but so far I only have a couple doctors on my team. Let’s meet them, shall we?
This is Dr Shipp. Mommy and Daddy call him ‘Shipp it’, cause he did something with me called ‘shipp-ing it crucial, one time’. The lights were really bright in his office, and his hands were much colder than the sweet warm bliss of the goo I was living in inside Mommy’s belly. Still, he seems nice, Mommy and Daddy love him, and so I am happy to have him on my team.
This is Dr Clementino.
She is my pediatrician. She is
very nice, but I have to have a heart to heart with her about how cold the
metal thing she weighs me in is.
Speaking of heart, Dr Clementino listens to mine every time I see
her. I guess I will know her for a long
time, as she has kids much older than me that she doctors for. Mommy liked her office much more than the place down the street.
I saw her yesterday, and she was so happy that I was 8 lbs 12 oz (the
first time I weigh more than when I was born!) that she said I don’t have to go
in the cold metal thing for two whole weeks.
I’m only two weeks old, so as you can imagine this is a big deal for me.
I will keep you abreast of my team members when I hire
them. Attorney candidates, Manager
candidates, etc etc. need to go through Daddy for now. I hope Daddy doesn’t become an evil ‘Dad-anager’
like that Joe Simpson. His poor
daughters.
Bye.
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