One of Mommy and Daddy's favorite things to do before I was born was to go out and have a beer (or wine), and play Chinese Poker together while they discussed topics of the day, etc.
So, they decided last night they would try to 'live the dream' they were living before I was born and play some Chinese Poker. They invited me, so I went along.
I can't play Chinese Poker yet, so Daddy set my hands according to the house rules of China....or something. Here's the scoreboard.
We got four hands in, when suddenly, out of nowhere - we were ambushed by the world's worst band of all time! A band had snuck in, and were "playing" in the corner while we were trying to focus. The band was so bad the singer kept singing the verses for about 30 seconds after the band had finished the song. Some in the place were laughing...Daddy was about to explode. Its the first band I have ever heard, and I couldn't believe how bad they were. Here's the look on my face when they started playing.
I was scared. It sounded like 5 people making different noises at the same time, with no idea what the other was doing. They were trying a song by some band called 'Santana'. Daddy called it 'Craptana'. We left.
I wish we could have got more hands in, Cause I was beating my daddy - badly. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. I'll read a couple books on the game, and be better the next time. Bye.
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